Texting in Class

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . . . . . . . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity . . . . But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our Feelings... ;-> :P

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : . . . . . . . . . . Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking . :P

80% Of The Final Exams Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read. :D

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying. ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book. SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero! VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices. STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D PERIPHERAL VISION : Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a c...

Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It's Like Facebook In Real Life. :D

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot This Describes Everything You r Not I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - It's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! - We always fall in love with the most unexpected person - Necessity is the mother of invention, girlfriend is the mother of necessities..

Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:-" Are you sleeping? " 2. When it's raining & someone notices you going out, they ask: - "Are you going out in this rain? " 3. Your friend calls at your home Phone number:- "where are you? " 4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:-  "Did you just have a bath? " 5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:- " going up? " 6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart. & they ask:-  " Are those flowers? " 7. You're on the queue to buy tickets the cinema, a friend saw you & ask:-  "what are you doing here? " LOL  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. THINK DIFFERENT  Add wife, have life :P

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got the degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? :) Sweeper: I have the job. :D

In the hall of examnation. Supervisor : Why did you write the formula on your hand. ? :@ Student : Because my Professor advised me that the formulas must be on your finger tips. :D