Texting in Class

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . . . . . . . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity . . . . But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our Feelings... ;-> :P

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : . . . . . . . . . . Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking . :P

80% Of The Final Exams Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read. :D

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying. ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book. SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero! VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices. STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D PERIPHERAL VISION : Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a c...

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE : If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. :D LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF WORKSHOP : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. BATH THEOREM : When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with :P