1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:-" Are you sleeping? "
2. When it's raining & someone notices you going out, they ask: - "Are you going out in this rain? "
3. Your friend calls at your home Phone number:- "where are you? "
4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- "Did you just have a bath? "
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:- " going up? "
6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart. & they ask:- " Are those flowers? "
7. You're on the queue to buy tickets the cinema, a friend saw you & ask:- "what are you doing here? "
LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D