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Altered definitions of student life


This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D


SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes


SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way



PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D


EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied


MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.


ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.



SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D


CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!



VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.


STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D


PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D


HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D


TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D
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